jeremy irons...

is dying on my tv.

and i still think that he is hot. with the pallor and the suitcases under his eyes.

I'm watching Elizabeth I, and the rhythm seems very strange. Every other scene is a big speech, full of cheering commonfolk. I want to see her sitting in the royal bed with a box of royal bonbons and gossipping with her lady-in-waiting.

Time to turn the channel. Sorry, Helen, you're awesome, but "how do i look" with the trashy grandmother is on. See ya.