you know you've had too much to drink when...
(dinner conversation in an Italian restaurant in the East Village)
A:"So, what's everyone ordering?"
B:"I think I'll get this one...look, you can get a plate with two body parts..."
A:"Kidneys and veal?"
B:"Yeah. Mmmmm..."
(pause)
C:"Hey, B, where exactly is your veal located?"
A: (laughing) "Oh, stop it..I'm laughing so hard my veal hurts..."
A:"So, what's everyone ordering?"
B:"I think I'll get this one...look, you can get a plate with two body parts..."
A:"Kidneys and veal?"
B:"Yeah. Mmmmm..."
(pause)
C:"Hey, B, where exactly is your veal located?"
A: (laughing) "Oh, stop it..I'm laughing so hard my veal hurts..."
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