you know you've had too much to drink when...

(dinner conversation in an Italian restaurant in the East Village)

A:"So, what's everyone ordering?"

B:"I think I'll get this one...look, you can get a plate with two body parts..."

A:"Kidneys and veal?"

B:"Yeah. Mmmmm..."


C:"Hey, B, where exactly is your veal located?"

A: (laughing) "Oh, stop it..I'm laughing so hard my veal hurts..."


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