guilty pleasure

On my favorite, totally bitchy and yet oh-so-true website, an ode to the emotionally overburdened, those who turn not to but from the comfort of food in times of stress. In other words - the total opposite of me. It's in song form, a la the Beatles. And I quote:

When I find myself in times of trouble,
Oscar Mayer comes to me
Speaking words like "beef hot dog" and "bologna" and "bacon."

I love those bitches.

And bacon.