man vs wild

Have you seen this show? Where this guy - Bear something - parachutes into the wild (Amazon/Outback/Colorado Mountains) with only a knife, a bottle of water and, if it's cold, a flint to start a fire. Dude makes his own rafts, kills his own food (ew.), wears his boxers on his head (can you say CHAFING?) and actually drank his pee. On tv.

Full disclosure: if someone dropped me into the middle of any of these scenarios, I'd curl up into a ball and weep. I have a healthy dose of respect towards this man and his survival skills.

But someone please remind me of this one fact when I start to bitch about my job.
Last minute crisis? No problem.

AT LEAST I DON'T HAVE TO DRINK PEE.

Ladies, one guess as to who is holding the remote control on this fun-filled Friday evening. Next time he gets up it's chick flick time. Let's see how Man vs Wild does against Miranda Priestly...